Man created god and he sucks

[Erik Estrada]

Name : Rojazz
Children's Names & Ages : all grown up, 34, 29, 25
Location:Columbus, ohio
SO's Name & How Long You've Been Together : Carol, a few months
Pregnant or TTC : no, not, none, already a grandfather
Hobbies & Interests : reading, working out, annoying politically and religiously brainwashed cattle
Personal Parenting Styles : Let them make their own mistakes. They turned out very well.
How You Found Us : a relative, a VIP on this site, apparently a pretty cool chick
What About Us Appeals To You : not completely sure yet, but its got to better than face book (or is that the site that cannot be named? I'm very new here) 
What You Hope To Get Out Of Your Membership : having fun, annoying folks, which is how I have my fun
Who You Hope To Meet : free thinking, deviants
Anything else interesting you'd like to share? I'm probably significantly older than most on here, a child of the 70's, a fond time in my mind. I have been through many political administrations and societal mass changes of opinion, and political correctness and incorrectness. I'm a hard core fundamentalist preacher's kid which has caused me irreparable mental damage
 
 
 

[Erik Estrada]

I think this is how you do this. that is me way in the back, semi-long hair for the day, it got much longer...a really nice guy, good friend up front....and, well................

[Erik Estrada]

Ha!! I am apparently no longer clueless, and now am just unashamedly building up mu number of posts.

[Lawless Lulu]

we like mentally damaged people.

in case you don't already know, people, this is my sort of uncle roy.  uncle once removed?  something like that.  and in that picture attached to his post are my mother (who i don't think any of you have actually seen before), my father (with my little sister in his lap, and wearing what appears to be awesome tie/cape combo), the back of my older brother's head, and lurking in the background there is rojazz himself (as he has already pointed out while i was typing this).

it may shock you to know, old man, that you are not actually the oldest member of this site.

[Catrina]

yay!

I'm Catrina an admin/owner here. I was born in the early 70's    Currently I'm a SAHM to two teenagers who are driving me up the wall, living in a city I can't stand and working my ass off to get out of here.

Welcome and enjoy the site.

[Erik Estrada]

Nah, Lyric real uncle, not once removed. Who the fuck is older than my wrinkled goddamn ass? That cocksucker must be ancient. I'm old, and I cuss. It's freeing and cleansing, and somewhat refreshing. My understanding is that, as an old gent, it makes me adorable.

[Lawless Lulu]

what does 'once removed' mean anyway?  i've never known.  i suppose i could google it...

i feel like i've created a monster by giving you that bluntcard for your birthday.  and i like it.

and that cocksucker is indeed ancient.

p.s this is what roy looks like these days...

[Catrina]

I seez Afro-Ninja lurking in the background!

[Lawless Lulu]

yeah!  he walks quietly, carries a big fro.

[wendle]

yeah!  he walks quietly, carries a big fro.

Hi I'm Wendle from across the water in sunny South Yorkshire (well it is today  ). I was born in the 60's  , so can also fondly remember the 70's. My kids have both grown up as well, Krissy is 24 and Robin is 21. I am now Mum to my grandson Caden. I also have a grand-daughter Anna who kives with Mummy and a grandson on the way (Blake).
We're not all mad on here, but it sure helps  !
Sure you will fit right in.

[Lindsay]

*waves*

[Erik Estrada]

Thanks for the welcome all.

And, Lyric, being somewhat sleep deprived, my humor is less than my best work at the moment, but, as far as "once removed" I was once removed, in fact, on numerous occasions, removed from drinking establishments for unseemly and boorish behavior (most of which I don't remember, but that was mostly during my Yukon Jack phase. I'm much too old and brittle to get tossed out on the concrete these days. Other than that, the unseemly and boorish behavior continues, though not in heavily intoxicated states.

[*Amanda]

Hi!!!  I'm Amanda.  One of two? Canadians on here, and another admin.  I'll soon be married and am raising 3 boys!  Glad to have you.  I think you're going to fit right in!!!

[Lindsay]

So...yeah...your niece just verbally (well, in written form...writtenly?) pimpslapped me for only waving to you, and not greeting you properly. Yes, she pimpslaps me from time to time, and yes, yes I do like it very much.

Hi! I'm Lindsay. I hail from Washington State, am the mother of twin 4 year olds, and really hate working nights. I also like singing loudly and off-key to horribly bad songs, reading lots and lots of books (but rarely participating in the book club here because I'm either rebellious, lazy, or just a total douchebag), and retaining mass amounts of totally useless knowledge.

***Hey Lyric...what happened to that super old guy that was on here years ago? He was fantastic. Dude's probably dead by now...***

So, anyway...Hi! *waves again, mainly to piss off Lyric*

[WarPony]

Who the fuck is older than my wrinkled goddamn ass? That cocksucker must be ancient. I'm old, and I cuss. It's freeing and cleansing, and somewhat refreshing. My understanding is that, as an old gent, it makes me adorable.

I already love you.


I'm Pony. Yes, people in the really real world actually call me that. It's not on my birth certificate but it probably should be.

I have too many animals, not enough money, and i also like the swears. I'm not sure i am old enough for it to be found "adorable' when I do it, but I am working on getting to that age and enjoying almost every minute of it.

[Erik Estrada]

OK, still having some tech issues apparently. Tried to send this once and it disappeared. I appreciate the greetings, and I will return them indiviudally as I muddle through this. I can feel the love (and, no, I'm not being sarcastic), I enjoy the kindred spirits, and I think it is totally fucking cool that my niece bitch slaps people on my behalf.   Its also pretty cool that the bitch slappee likes it like that.

[Erik Estrada]

I Stole a Survey Too!!!!!!!!!

The Basics Hair Color:    distinguished and worldly grey
 
Eye Color:    green
 
Height:    6'0
 
Profession:    Prison supervisor, contrarian, insubordinationist (if thats a word, if its not, it should be) and general dick head.
 
Relationship Status:   Committed
 
Religious Views:    Religions are the most dangerous, destructive, mental illness causing things in the universe.

 
My Favorites Favorite Color:    black
 
Favorite Car:    Old Trans Ams
 
Favorite Movie:    Anything Clint Eastwood except those stupid monkey movies, and Jay and Silent Bob, Clerks I and II.
 
Favorite Hobby:    I have OCD. Hobbies come and go so quickly.
 
Favorite Song/Singer:    Gram Parsons and The Flying Burrito Brothers, Wet Willie, Janis Joplin, David Allen Coe
 
Favorite Book/Author:    Stranger in a Strange Land Robert Heinlen (by far) however, also inclded authors are Rat Bradbury, Carl Hiaasson, Elmore Leonard, Lewis Grizzard, Mike Royko,

Favorite School Subject:    Creative Writing and Philosophy
 
Favorite Vacation Destination:    A tropical island with beautiful girls in grass skirts and bare caramel colored breasts.
 
Favorite Food:    Just about anything that lived in the water at some point: Fish, Shrimp, Crab, etc
 
Favorite Restaurant: Columbus Fish Market, The Top
 
Favorite Animal:    Princess Lucy my daughters dog
 
Favorite Store:    1/2 Price books
Favorite Celebrity :    Clint Eastwood
 
Favorite Childhood Friend:    Wally
 
Favorite Childhood Memory:   hmmmm, ecaping to the hay loft in the barn, where I would read Captain America, Thor God of Thunder, and a zillion other comic books all day

Favorite Baby Name:    N/A
Favorite Person In Your Life:    Afrozilla
 
Favorite Facebook Application :    I have no clue what this means

 
This or That Chocolate or Vanilla:    caramel
 
Coke or Pepsi :    pepsi
 
Coffee or Tea:    Red Bull
 
Apple Juice or O.J.:    OJ
 
Facebook or MySpace:    facebook
 
Summer or Winter:    summer
 
Windows or Mac:    windows
 
Cats or Dogs:    dogs
 
Boxers or Briefs:    Boxer briefs actually
 
Rain or Shine :    shine
 
Chips or Popcorn:    chips
 
Salty or Sweet:    salty,
 
Plane or Boat:    Plane
 
Morning or Night:    night
 
Movie or Play:    movie
 
Walk or Drive:    walk
 
Money or Love:    I need both, but really money is not a driving force. Apparently neither is love or I wouldn't be so hard to please and would have remarried by now.
 
Breakfast or Dinner:    Dinner
 
Forgiveness or Revenge:    revenge
 
Paint or Wallpaper:    paint
 
House or Apartment:    apartment...no Maintenance!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Do You? Have Any Pets:    nope
 
Have Any Children:    3. All grown, and two grandkids.
 
Smoke:    yes
 
Drink:    Bud Light, Grey Goose
 
Exercise:    Some weights, and ellyptical trainer
 
Spend Your Life On Facebook:   no...it kinda sucks balls
 
Play On A Sports Team:    no
 
Belong To Any Organizations:    not really
 
Love Your Job:    Working with inmates can be emotionally draining, however, there is some really funny shit that happens in prison, believe it or not.
 
Like To Cook:    Yes

Speak Multiple Languages:    Spanish, un poco, French, un peu
 
Paint:   no
 
Juggle:    nope

 
Have You Ever Stolen Anything:    Yes
 
Been Drunk Before Noon:    yes
 
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, often, usually in groups of four or more, at a club designed for such things. and a few just simple outdoor romps.   
 
Got Caught Telling A Lie:    Oh yes...
 
Eaten Food Off The Floor:    No doubt. I used to be a very heavy drinker.
 
Wished You Were Someone Else:    Not lately

Cried During A Movie:    probably. I can't recall specifics though.
 
Had A One Night Stand:    I was a bartender when coke first hit its glamorous stage in the early 80's. Soooo, yes, one or two

 
Other Describe Yourself In One Word:    Iconoclast
 
Biggest Fear:    something happening to my kids.
 
Your Proudest Accomplishment:    My Kids
 
#1 Priority In Your Life:    Still trying, erratically, to be a good dad.
 
Dream Job:  Well compensated bullshit and opinion spouter.
 
Causes You Believe In:    Anti-religion, anti-neoconservative, Bush and Cheney need to be found guilty of war crimes, bitch slapping morning TV news yippy yappy happy mother fuckers
   
Special Talents:    I actually used to be a decent writer, but have fallen out of practice.
 
Where Are You Right Now:    At work
 
Where Would You Rather Be:    IPacific Island
 
Famous Person You Want To Meet:    Kevin Smith
 
Place To Visit Before You Die:    So Many
 
Song Played At Your Funeral:   House In New Orleans, Momma told me not to come-Three Dog Night, When you're Strange, Don't fear the Reaper, and a bunch of Gram parson, Vince Gill, george Jones, weepy ass country shit. Its my funeral, actually, cremation with a balls drunk party. 
 
 
 
 
 

[WarPony]

there is some really funny shit that happens in prison

My dad was a prison guard and then a cali Highway Patrolmen when i was a kid... Some of the stories he tells are funny as hell.


I also have a friend who is a life long guest of the state of Ohio, and believe it or not even he has some hysterically funny stories to tell now and then.

[Erik Estrada]

My dad was a prison guard and then a cali Highway Patrolmen when i was a kid... Some of the stories he tells are funny as hell.


I also have a friend who is a life long guest of the state of Ohio, and believe it or not even he has some hysterically funny

War Pony,
     I haven't figured out how to do these responses yet (since I am so hard at work earning your tax dollars, protecting all from these felons) but, yes, once in your in the sytem long enough, as worker or resident, you get a little bent, and find humor in the most innapropriate things.

[Erik Estrada]

My dad was a prison guard and then a cali Highway Patrolmen when i was a kid... Some of the stories he tells are funny as hell.


I also have a friend who is a life long guest of the state of Ohio, and believe it or not even he has some hysterically funny

War Pony,
     I haven't figured out how to do these responses yet (since I am so hard at work earning your tax dollars, protecting all from these felons) but, yes, once in your in the sytem long enough, as worker or resident, you get a little bent, and find humor in the most innapropriate things.

  OK, playing with this now, trying to figure out how to post to a response correctly

[Erik Estrada]

My dad was a prison guard and then a cali Highway Patrolmen when i was a kid... Some of the stories he tells are funny as hell.


I also have a friend who is a life long guest of the state of Ohio, and believe it or not even he has some hysterically funny

War Pony,
     I haven't figured out how to do these responses yet (since I am so hard at work earning your tax dollars, protecting all from these felons) but, yes, once in your in the sytem long enough, as worker or resident, you get a little bent, and find humor in the most innapropriate things.

  OK, playing with this now, trying to figure out how to post to a response correctly

Hmmmm, Ok, I think I got it.

[wendle]

My dad was a prison guard and then a cali Highway Patrolmen when i was a kid... Some of the stories he tells are funny as hell.


I also have a friend who is a life long guest of the state of Ohio, and believe it or not even he has some hysterically funny

War Pony,
     I haven't figured out how to do these responses yet (since I am so hard at work earning your tax dollars, protecting all from these felons) but, yes, once in your in the sytem long enough, as worker or resident, you get a little bent, and find humor in the most innapropriate things.

  OK, playing with this now, trying to figure out how to post to a response correctly

Hmmmm, Ok, I think I got it.

[Paula (Lady Lucifer)]

Hey I'm Paula, I'm 26 and I live in Scotland with my SO Andy and our three kids darla (3) Xander (2) and Andrew (2 months). I'm new-ish too but I love it here- my second home already! Hope you like it too!

[SylvrPoet]

Great to meet you, I'm Amanda/SylvrPoet.  I live in Maine with my son Nate (10) and my hubby Chad and our two cats.  Hope to get to know you bette really soon!

[ninjamom]

Hello and Welcome to GFR Lyric's Uncle Roy! I'm Nina, 30 years old and a stay at home mom for the last 5 years. I used to do hair but not so much any more just for friends and family. We live out here in Northern Illinois, yup pretty boring. Anyway I'm looking forward to getting to know you better.